A little bird was flying south for the
winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came
by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile
of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him
out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and
soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing
and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of
cow dung, and promptly dug him out
and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is
your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of
shit is your
friend.
(3 ) And when you're in deep shit, it's
best to keep your mouth shut!
winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came
by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile
of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him
out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and
soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing
and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of
cow dung, and promptly dug him out
and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is
your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of
shit is your
friend.
(3 ) And when you're in deep shit, it's
best to keep your mouth shut!
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